Semper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus


emilylikesaliens:

siins:

llamasgotoheaven:

bondifery:

llamasgotoheaven:

meggerdoodles:

ohhhhh snayap. that’s not cooool

BUT BOOBIES! :(

i hate the whole “society makes fat girls look bad let’s kill every skinny girl” thing…  the 90’s barbie doesn’t even look like a human 

That’s true, I never really dug that diaper looking panties anyway. The new one might be more skinny but she’s more natural looking. The old one  has a very weird ribcage to hip ratio.

what’s the big deal, she looks more human now, don’t go blowing ”ohmangahd thin women are more hip today” shit out of places where it isn’t. besides, the 90’s barbie isn’t fat or chubby, she has fucking blown up lungs.

lul I always thought the old Barbies had seriously wonky proportions.

Barbie can be skinny if she wants. She’s a doctor and a vet and a teacher. She served a term as President, and she’s been to SPACE. And all while raising four little sisters and a little brother all by herself.

90s Barbie dig wig me out with her box chest. I’m trying to remember what my 80s Barbies looked like.


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    Why doesn’t the 90’s one have a head……
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    wheres 90s barbies head??
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    #BARBIE GAVE ME UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS!!1! I GREW UP BELIEVING I SHOULDN’T HAVE A HEAD AND I WAS UGLY FOR HAVING...
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    The headless 90’s Barbie looks like TOS Captain Kirk with less ass. Just sayin’.
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    90s BARBIE HAS NO HEAD ALL ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID
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    Barbie can be skinny if she wants. She’s a doctor and a vet and a teacher. She served a term as President, and she’s...
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    Reblogging because all of the above statements are amazing. Especially because I’m wondering why the 90’s one is...
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    God, I’m so glad they decided to upgrade her with a head.
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